What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
I was here first!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do rhinos charge?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Do dads always snore?
What horn never makes a sound?