What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Why are goats so funny?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What is the smallest lion?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?