What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?