Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Hum-mus!
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?