Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
What do bees say in the summer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do ants go to eat?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?