Which family member has tusks?
An eleph-aunt.
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where was Noah born?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why are grandkids so great?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?