What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's the most determined bird?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is the definition of Robin?