What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Mother-hood.
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
How do you make antifreeze?
How does dinner smell?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?