Where do bees go on their vacation?
Stingapore.
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What makes pirates such good singers?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?