Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is a table you can eat?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the frog starve?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What's the beach's favorite movie?