Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?