What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What's the loudest sport?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?