What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Cyber Monday.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What does a dog say before eating?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?