What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?