What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What's a cat's favorite color?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's the friendliest pen?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What's the most determined bird?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
When does a horse talk?