What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the echo get detention?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?