What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic.
Why did the foal cough?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What do cows always add to their salad?