Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
What do horses say to greet each other?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you measure a millennial?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
How do you care for a sick bird?