Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do naked fish play with?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What musical instrument is the best typist?