What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal has the most fun?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why is sand so optimistic?