Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
It was a little horse.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What's the most masculine animal?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?