What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the fish blush?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What bee is good for your health?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.