Which part of a car is always the warmest?
The sun roof.
Why do cows go to New York?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?