What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Spring-time.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the echo get detention?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?