What's the beach's favorite movie?
Dune.
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why is winter considered holy?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What words make the best athletes?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What utensil does water use to eat?