What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
A beech tree!
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
How long do chickens work?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How does dinner smell?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?