Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
He wanted to kiss a princess.
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
How did the toad die?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?