Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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How do bunnies stay fit?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Who invented fractions?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?