Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
What color are all the books in the library?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Why was the musician arrested?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What do bees say in the summer?