Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Because of all the cheetahs.
Why was the musician arrested?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do cows say when you milk them?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How can you farm during the winter?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?