What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?