What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Frostbite.
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why do bees buzz?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?