What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why is winter considered holy?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?