What kind of water do fireworks like?
Sparkling.
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
How do you measure a millennial?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?