What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
You silly goose!
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?