Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?