Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
She had a knack for gram-mer.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?