What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
When does a horse talk?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What is the most faithful insect?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which animals make the best football players?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?