What's E.T. short for?
Because he has tiny legs.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?