What did the stair machines call each other?
Stepsisters.
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?