Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where would you put an injured insect?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
I'm not a bad putter.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?