Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?