Where do cowboys cook their chili?
On the range.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where are average things manufactured?