Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
How does a cow do math?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?