Where do old bowling balls end up?
In the gutter.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?