Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you call the dog magician?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?