Why are skunks always so depressed?
Because they think everything stinks.
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What shape has a knighthood?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's black and white and red all over?