Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Lake Eerie.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?