Coffee has a rough time in our household.
It gets mugged every single morning.
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why are stones so good at music?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?