Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal floats best?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What do you call a flying police officer?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?