Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
How do frogs get to work?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?