Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you make antifreeze?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you call a silly hill?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?