Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the loudest sport?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?