Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Their romance was all in vein.
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Do dads always snore?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?