Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Because they're always making a racket!
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's the friendliest national park?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?