Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
How are teens like cats?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
We had a discussion about roses.
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?