What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
An airplane hangar.
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What is another name for a cow?