What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why do math teachers love March?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?