What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What color are all the books in the library?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?