What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Can I interest you in a little row-mance?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why was the math book sad?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do two skunks argue?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?