Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
He had a hard time coming out of his shell.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What country has the most fish?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?