What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Hey, boo.
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What animal floats best?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?