Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Which is the worst season?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?