Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?