What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?