What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the bunny upset?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Which animal will never go bald?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What boat is great at getting a deal?