Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Because they are arch enemies.
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?