Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Because there is a sign that says Neverland.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How do you make a bandstand?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What does the sun drink out of?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?