Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are goats so funny?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?