Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Because the winds of change are coming.
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
I'm not a bad putter.
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What do you find at the end of everything?