Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do all the planets get along?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?