Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
To test the water.
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What might you call waking up in the morning?