What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What animal should you never play poker with?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do two skunks argue?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What day do hands always go to church?
Where was Noah born?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?